10.  I did it.  Really!  I just forgot to bring it, and I live thirty miles from here.

9.  My printer broke, and I ran out of paper.

8.  My boyfriend's grandmother is having surgery, and I had to be there.

7.  I misread the syllabus and I thought it was due next week.

6.  I was drugged on medicine for my allergies.

5.  Someone stole my disk.

4.  I can't find it on my disk; it didn't save.  My computer blew up.

3.  I think my kid took it to school with him.

2.  My roommate threw it out with the garbage.

1.  What paper?